The entire Netherlands has gone completely world cup insane. Anywhere you turn there is something orange hanging from something else. At any hour of the day you can hear a vuvuzela trumpeting for no specific reason. And leading up to the huge Spain-Netherlands final on Sunday, everyone is planning where to watch it and with whom!

My preference, on boat. No not a boat docked on the side of a canal... I mean on a moving boat. Yup, cruising the canals on a sunny day while watching the game on your boat. How does that look? Ill show you: