Forget bright yellow clog slippers. Forget clear rolling papers or even a waxed chunk of Edam. What your loved ones back home really want from your Amsterdam vacation is a chocolate penis and/or chocolate breasts! Show them you care by attempting to return home with one of these intact and unmelted. Available in dark, milk and white chocolate blends, these edible sculptures are available at the Albert Cuypstraat market in De Pijp. What else says "Amsterdam" like this?