Amsterdam Weekly has a nice extra this week: A “spreek-je-uit-poster.” According to the poster itself, if allows you to “create your own statement by crossing out letters or words! Hang the post in your window, take a photo of it and then send it to geluk@gelijk.org.”

Sounds like a nice idea. Of course, you need to know a few words in Dutch, namely ik, mijn, buurman, ben, is, geen, ongelukkige, and nederlander. If you can handle that – or any dictionary can – then get ready to be imaginative and get creative with your Dutch. My first thought was “Ik ben geen nederlander.” Or you can visit this site for some ideas. Pick up a copy of Amsterdam Weekly first, though. The issue will be around until next Tuesday.