Since I was a wee schoolchild, I’ve always had bad luck with public transportation. Running towards a departing tram has continued to haunt me in Amsterdam, but when I do manage to catch one, it’s usually a pleasant experience.

A few rules of thumb for a successful tram trip:

-Don’t pay on the tram, as that’s the most expensive way to ride. Instead, pick up a “strippenkaart” at most corner stores, an Albert Heijn or at the GVB Tickets & Info desk across from the Central Station.

-Make sure you know how many zones your trip will take you through: Getting caught in zone two with a stamp only for zone one is punished just as harshly as not paying at all.

-Try to hop on one of the newer versions of Amsterdam tram. Not only are they roomier and stroller and suitcase-friendly, but they have computerized systems telling you about the upcoming stops, and televisions filled with entertaining information. If you’re lucky, you’ll also get an enthusiastic tram conductor, who will announce all tourist sites and relevant landmarks.